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Don’t EVER ask your “friends” for Osteo Pants help.

May 13, 2013 by cosmicgirlie 3 Comments

Copied from my Facebook wall last week…

 

Jay: There needs to be either a) a clothing site with specifically designed Osteo Pants, or b) a site designed for black women butts.

Just saying.
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Nathan: And just what’s so special about your butt, missus.

Actually, don’t answer that.
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Jay: *Smirk*
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Melanie: *soapy butt reveries*
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Lizzie: I bet google could help you find all kinds of sites dedicated to black women’s butts…
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Laura: Is this what you’re looking for? It’s what I WOULD BE LOOKING FOR – http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jsport-Womens-Plain-Piece-Burkha-Surfas/dp/B007SU1IMO/ref=sr_1_1?s=sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1368190194&sr=1-1&keywords=burkini

Jsport Women’s Plain 3 Piece Tunic Burkha-Surfa’s
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Jsport Women’s Plain 3 Piece Tunic Burkha-Surfa’s
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Jay: OH MY GOD Laura Driver!!!!!

…I wonder if it would arrive before Wednesday…
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Laura: It’s also black so if you did get the ‘fanny sweats’ it wouldn’t show. *apologises for phrase ‘fanny sweats’*
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Nathan: Is that the same as the burkhini of which Nigella Lawson used to be fond? Or is the Burkha Surfa a whole new range of contrived watersports wear?
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Jay: I am really glad you are all sensitive to my Osteo Pants needs.
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Laura: Totally off topic … but do you think that Nigella gets the FS?
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Nathan: I just googled osteo pants and it said “did you mean astro pants”. Well I didn’t, but I am now intrigued enough to want to.

I think Nigella gets the fanny shimmers. She’s not a sweating type.
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Angel: I have a butt vs. pants problem too.
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Jay: *Unfriends you all*
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Laura: The word shimmer coupled with fanny has just made me snort. Enough of this tomfoolery.
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Nathan: Fanny Shimmers is a Dutch volleyball player of that I’m sure.
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Laura: Pretty sure I’ve heard someone say “And here comes Fanny Shimmers, grappling with her ball”
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Filed Under: Conversations, Facebook, Osteopathy

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  1. JallieDaddy says

    May 15, 2013 at 10:19 am

    Thanks for getting my morning going with a laugh – love it! I could suggest 1 or 2 websites but I suspect they;re not what you;re looking for…

    Reply
  2. (Mostly)YummyMummy says

    May 15, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Laughing. That is all.

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  3. Bod for tea says

    May 17, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    Read this while feeding baby, who is wondering why he now has milkshake *quivers with laughter*

    Reply

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