Noah and Isaac are playing outside on the trampoline. One of them appears to be having a baby.
Isaac: Wait, I’m having a baby!
N: Well you need to go and get the thing!
I: Ok, I’ll ask Mommy.
Isaac comes running inside to me. I’m doing some work while sitting on the exercise ball.
I: Mommy, I need something from you.
Me: Ok, what do you need?
I: I need that. * He points between my knees to the ball *
Me: What – you need the ball?
I: Noooo! I need THAT, below your tummy.
Me: Wait you want – wait, WHAT?
Turns out? He’s pointing to my crotch. I would LOVE to know where he learned that one.
It's hard to know where to start with that really. I'm guessing there may have been some laughter?
Yes, nervous laughter from me, and then ushering him back outside to finish, uh, "delivering the baby"…
Mrs TeePot says
Sadie Brooks says
rofl SPLUTTERTING tea through nose and spitting it everywhere
Michelle@Bod for tea says
Ouch, ouch ouch! Just did same as Sadie but with coffee. That is the funniest thing I've read in ages! *Chortles*
Shawna M. says
I suppose I'm lucky to have girls then. They have their own vaginas to deliver their babies so I don't have to worry about them wanting to borrow mine.