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No, get your OWN vagina.

May 3, 2013 by cosmicgirlie 6 Comments

Noah and Isaac are playing outside on the trampoline. One of them appears to be having a baby.

Isaac: Wait, I’m having a baby!

N: Well you need to go and get the thing!

I: Ok, I’ll ask Mommy.

Isaac comes running inside to me. I’m doing some work while sitting on the exercise ball.

I: Mommy, I need something from you.

Me: Ok, what do you need?

I: I need that. * He points between my knees to the ball *

Me: What – you need the ball?

I: Noooo! I need THAT, below your tummy.

Me: Wait you want – wait, WHAT?

Turns out? He’s pointing to my crotch. I would LOVE to know where he learned that one.

Filed Under: Conversations, Isaac

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  1. liveotherwise says

    May 3, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    It's hard to know where to start with that really. I'm guessing there may have been some laughter?

    Reply
    • cosmicgirlie says

      May 3, 2013 at 4:48 pm

      Yes, nervous laughter from me, and then ushering him back outside to finish, uh, "delivering the baby"…

      Reply
  2. Mrs TeePot says

    May 3, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    ROFL! Brilliant!

    Reply
  3. Sadie Brooks says

    May 3, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    rofl SPLUTTERTING tea through nose and spitting it everywhere

    Reply
  4. Michelle@Bod for tea says

    May 4, 2013 at 9:11 am

    Ouch, ouch ouch! Just did same as Sadie but with coffee. That is the funniest thing I've read in ages! *Chortles*

    Reply
  5. Shawna M. says

    May 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    I suppose I'm lucky to have girls then. They have their own vaginas to deliver their babies so I don't have to worry about them wanting to borrow mine.

    Reply

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