Noah and Isaac are playing outside on the trampoline. One of them appears to be having a baby.
Isaac: Wait, I’m having a baby!
N: Well you need to go and get the thing!
I: Ok, I’ll ask Mommy.
Isaac comes running inside to me. I’m doing some work while sitting on the exercise ball.
I: Mommy, I need something from you.
Me: Ok, what do you need?
I: I need that. * He points between my knees to the ball *
Me: What – you need the ball?
I: Noooo! I need THAT, below your tummy.
Me: Wait you want – wait, WHAT?
Turns out? He’s pointing to my crotch. I would LOVE to know where he learned that one.